1. If you drop a bottle of paint in the toilet, suck it up wimp, reach in and grab it. Don't try to flush it first, it is clean water and the bottle WILL get stuck in the drain. DUH.
2. When making lunch out of a box use the right measuring utensil because adding random ingredients after you did it wrong is NOT going to make it taste like anything you will want in your mouth. duh!
3. When going down to the basement, tie your shoes (no matter when Misi wants her picture posted). The floor is cement and will hurt, setting on a pillow all afternoon is not going to help much.
4. No matter how much you like tobasco sauce too much is going to be hot. YES there is such thing as too much.
Wow I have learned a lot today and it is only noon.
Hope you are not having the same educational day as I.